...Please don't tell me-
...Out of the fandom frying pan into the fandom fire, nyan.
Joseph Nox has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST DISORDER has risen from the fragments of the Glitch, and will not rest until Nox, an Obscuric with a powerful soul, has been assimilated into their forces.
The First Disorder is led by the mysterious PROMETHEUS, one of two current cores of the Glitch, who seeks to infect as much of the galaxy as possible. The SPACE AMPHAROS REPUBLIC, desperate to stop them, has been forced to shut down its teleportation network, the NINTENDIUM WI-FI CONNECTION, and start quarantining the galaxy.
With the support of the Republic, however, General Titanic Thwack leads a brave RESXANCE. He is desperate to find his friend Joseph and gain his help in restoring hope and stability to the galaxy. Thwack has sent an old friend of friends on a secret mission to Totally Not Tatooine™, where a familiar face has discovered a clue to Joseph’s whereabouts . . . .
Ergh, fine, might as well roll with this, nyan...